Why be Normal

I do everything, and I'll probably post all sorts of things. I am a performer, explorer, artist, scientist, teacher, chef, and general weirdo.

ill-lookafteryou:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-comic-relief)


Robin, you’re free.
timemagazine:

How magic conquered pop culture: ”In the real world we’re busy staring at our phones as global warming gradually renders the world we’re ignoring uninhabitable. Fantasy holds out the possibility that there’s another way to live.” 
Illustration by Nick Iluzada for TIME.

timemagazine:

How magic conquered pop culture: ”In the real world we’re busy staring at our phones as global warming gradually renders the world we’re ignoring uninhabitable. Fantasy holds out the possibility that there’s another way to live.” 

Illustration by Nick Iluzada for TIME.

sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man

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softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

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People outside the U.S.:

The fuck is going on in America?

People inside the U.S.:

The fuck is going on here?

(Source: snowwhties, via tipsybandit)

fullcravings:

Easy Peanut Butter Brownie Ice Cream
foodffs:

Grilled Banana Ice Cream Sundae
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via tipsybandit)

chissyrulez:

mockeryd:

chissyrulez:

https://www.facebook.com/Junsuicosplay

Tiana the waitress~

HOLY SHIT, IT’S TIANA!

Oh wow! I didn’t expect so many notes ;u; thank you everyone. People keep messaging me to audition to be Tiana. 100,00 notes is my goal and I’ll definitely do it!!

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